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01/28/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

01/28/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Mar=
ilyn L lamented, “I had to remove the battery from my carbon =
monoxide detector.  The constant beeping was giving me a headache =
and making me feel sick.”

 

Ken=
H reminds us, “The definition of ‘overweight’ is =
‘living beyond your seams.”

 

Pat=
ricia H rejoiced, “Being a little bit older, I am so fortunate for =
someone to call and check up on me every day.  And he calls all the =
way from India and is very concerned about my car warranty, =
too.”

 

JT =
complained, “I hate standing in lines.  I wish that woman =
would just hurry up and pick a suspect.”

 

Lys=
sa Z sent a card saying, “The bad news is I forgot your birthday. =
The good news is I forgot your age.”

 

Gor=
dy H warned, “When I was young, my mom told me I could be anyone I =
wanted to be.  Well, it turns out she was wrong. Identity theft is =
a crime.”

 

Sha=
ron C reminds, “I love the way the earth rotates.  It makes =
my day.”

 

Hank W =
admitted, “Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pets sleep with =
them. Thought I’d give it a try, but now my bed smells like a dead =
goldfish.”

 

Christina M =
taught, “I love the knight who unexpectedly showed up at the =
battle.  I think his name was Sir =
Prize.”

 

Luc A shared, =
“I intentionally cough in the store just to make people feel =
uncomfortable.”

 

Thom D showed, =
“87.6% of statistics are made up on the =
spot.”

 

Jea=
n H expounded, “The church has now left the =
building.”

 

Che=
ri J said, “I don’t let my age define me, but the side =
effects are getting harder to ignore.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"