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01/27/21 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes about Biblical People

01/27/21 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes about Biblical People

[Dad jokes are =
often maligned. Add them to characters in the Bible and they slide =
further downhill. But it’s winter and we love sliding.]

Q: =
Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? =

A: Moses broke =
all 10 commandments at once.

 

Q: What kind =
of man was Boaz before he got married?

A: Absolutely =
Ruthless.

 

Q: Who was the =
fastest runner in the world?

A: Adam was =
first in the human race.

 

Q: Who was one =
of the smartest men in the Bible?

A: Abraham, he =
knew a Lot.

 

Q: Which Bible =
character is a locksmith?

A: =
Zacchaeus.

 

Q: How long =
did Cain hate his brother?

A: As long as =
he was Abel.

 

Q: Who was the =
greatest investor in the Bible?

A: Noah, he =
was floating his stock while everyone else was in =
liquidation.

 

Q: Who was the =
greatest baby sitter in the Bible?

A: David, he =
rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

 

Q: Who was the =
first tennis player in the Bible?

A: Joseph =
because he served in pharaoh’s court.

 

Q: Which Bible =
character had no parents?

A: Joshua, son =
of Nun.

 

Q: Who was the =
greatest comedian in the Bible?

A: Samson, he =
brought the house down.

 

Q: Who was the =
best business woman in the Bible?

A: =
Pharaoh’s daughter went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out =
a little prophet.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"