[Dad jokes are =
often maligned. Add them to characters in the Bible and they slide =
further downhill. But it’s winter and we love sliding.]
Q: =
Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? =
A: Moses broke =
all 10 commandments at once.
Q: What kind =
of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Absolutely =
Ruthless.
Q: Who was the =
fastest runner in the world?
A: Adam was =
first in the human race.
Q: Who was one =
of the smartest men in the Bible?
A: Abraham, he =
knew a Lot.
Q: Which Bible =
character is a locksmith?
A: =
Zacchaeus.
Q: How long =
did Cain hate his brother?
A: As long as =
he was Abel.
Q: Who was the =
greatest investor in the Bible?
A: Noah, he =
was floating his stock while everyone else was in =
liquidation.
Q: Who was the =
greatest baby sitter in the Bible?
A: David, he =
rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: Who was the =
first tennis player in the Bible?
A: Joseph =
because he served in pharaoh’s court.
Q: Which Bible =
character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son =
of Nun.
Q: Who was the =
greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson, he =
brought the house down.
Q: Who was the =
best business woman in the Bible?
A: =
Pharaoh’s daughter went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out =
a little prophet.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"