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01/20/21 Grif.Net – Did You Hear? (part 4)

01/20/21 Grif.Net – Did You Hear? (part 4)

Did you hear =
about the patient who told his doctor he was addicted to =
Twitter?

The doctor =
looked confused and admitted he didn’t follow =
him.

 

Did you hear =
about the Calculus professor who had too much to drink at a =
party?

He was =
arrested when he tried to drink and derive.

 

Did you hear =
what Charles Dickens kept in his spice rack?

It was the =
best of thymes and the worst of thymes.

 

Did you hear =
that the number 288 was banned from use in math =
class?

It was just =
two gross.

 

Did you hear =
about the bald man who got a comb for his =
birthday?

He said =
he’d never part with it.

 

Did you hear =
about the pony with a bad cough and a sore =
throat?

He was a =
little hoarse.

 

Did you hear =
about the shark who ate a clown fish?

He thought it =
tasted funny.

 

Did you hear =
what the buffalo said to his boy when he left for =
college?

Bison.

 

Did you hear =
about the telegraph operator who wrote an apology in dots and =
dashes?

It was in =
re-morse code.

 

Did you hear =
about two criminals who stole a calendar?

They each got =
six months.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"