Did you hear =
about the patient who told his doctor he was addicted to =
Twitter?
The doctor =
looked confused and admitted he didn’t follow =
him.
Did you hear =
about the Calculus professor who had too much to drink at a =
party?
He was =
arrested when he tried to drink and derive.
Did you hear =
what Charles Dickens kept in his spice rack?
It was the =
best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
Did you hear =
that the number 288 was banned from use in math =
class?
It was just =
two gross.
Did you hear =
about the bald man who got a comb for his =
birthday?
He said =
he’d never part with it.
Did you hear =
about the pony with a bad cough and a sore =
throat?
He was a =
little hoarse.
Did you hear =
about the shark who ate a clown fish?
He thought it =
tasted funny.
Did you hear =
what the buffalo said to his boy when he left for =
college?
Bison.
Did you hear =
about the telegraph operator who wrote an apology in dots and =
dashes?
It was in =
re-morse code.
Did you hear =
about two criminals who stole a calendar?
They each got =
six months.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"