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01/14/21 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 9)

01/14/21 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 9)

Q: What =
happens when winter arrives?

A: Autumn =
leaves

 

Q: What do =
snowmen say when they take pictures?

A: =
Freeze

 

Q: Why did the =
farmer only wear one boot to town?

A: Weatherman =
said there would be a 50% chance of snow

 

Q: Why do =
Arctic bears and Antarctic penguins not get along? =

A: They are =
polar opposites

 

Q: How do you =
know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?

A: He’s =
still there

 

Q: Did you =
know that a cyclops’s favorite winter sport is =
sking?

A: It’s like =
skiing, but with one “i”

 

Q: If the sun =
shines while it’s snowing, what should you look =
for?

A: =
Snowbows

 

Q: What did =
one snowman say to the other?

A: Do you =
smell carrots?

 

Q: Why was it =
terrible for Humpty Dumpty to have a bad winter?

A: It’s a =
shame because he had such a great fall

 

Q: What sort =
of cakes do Snowmen like best?

A: Any kind =
with thick icing. 

 

Q: What =
happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head? =

A: It knocked =
him out cold

 

Q: How did the =
snow globe feel after listening to a scary story? =

A: A bit =
shaken up

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"