Q: What =
happens when winter arrives?
A: Autumn =
leaves
Q: What do =
snowmen say when they take pictures?
A: =
Freeze
Q: Why did the =
farmer only wear one boot to town?
A: Weatherman =
said there would be a 50% chance of snow
Q: Why do =
Arctic bears and Antarctic penguins not get along? =
A: They are =
polar opposites
Q: How do you =
know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?
A: He’s =
still there
Q: Did you =
know that a cyclops’s favorite winter sport is =
sking?
A: It’s like =
skiing, but with one “i”
Q: If the sun =
shines while it’s snowing, what should you look =
for?
A: =
Snowbows
Q: What did =
one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you =
smell carrots?
Q: Why was it =
terrible for Humpty Dumpty to have a bad winter?
A: It’s a =
shame because he had such a great fall
Q: What sort =
of cakes do Snowmen like best?
A: Any kind =
with thick icing.
Q: What =
happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head? =
A: It knocked =
him out cold
Q: How did the =
snow globe feel after listening to a scary story? =
A: A bit =
shaken up
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"