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01/13/21 Grif.Net – Did You Hear? (part 3)

01/13/21 Grif.Net – Did You Hear? (part 3)

Did you hear =
about the Dalmatian who lost playing hide-and-seek every =
time?

He was always =
spotted.

 

Did you hear =
about the kidnapping at the elementary school?

Everything is =
okay now. He woke up.

 

Did you hear =
about the ghost who was caught lying?

Evidently the =
police could see right through him.

 

Did you hear =
about the bear that had no teeth?

He was labeled =
as the first gummy bear.

 

Did you hear =
what people love most about Switzerland?

They love the =
Alps but also think the flag is a big plus.

 

Did you hear =
that Arial, Times New Roman and Helvetica were asked to leave the =
restaurant?

Owner said =
that he didn’t serve that type there.

 

Did you hear =
the actor who fell through the floor?

He was just =
going through a stage.

 

Did you hear =
about the new restaurant in town named =
“Karma”?

They =
don’t have a menu; you just get what you =
deserve.

 

Did you hear =
about the bagel that kept trying to run away from the =
kitchen?

Finally had to =
put lox on it.

 

Did you hear =
about the kleptomaniac who didn’t understand =
puns?

He kept taking =
everything literally.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"