Did you hear =
about the Dalmatian who lost playing hide-and-seek every =
time?
He was always =
spotted.
Did you hear =
about the kidnapping at the elementary school?
Everything is =
okay now. He woke up.
Did you hear =
about the ghost who was caught lying?
Evidently the =
police could see right through him.
Did you hear =
about the bear that had no teeth?
He was labeled =
as the first gummy bear.
Did you hear =
what people love most about Switzerland?
They love the =
Alps but also think the flag is a big plus.
Did you hear =
that Arial, Times New Roman and Helvetica were asked to leave the =
restaurant?
Owner said =
that he didn’t serve that type there.
Did you hear =
the actor who fell through the floor?
He was just =
going through a stage.
Did you hear =
about the new restaurant in town named =
“Karma”?
They =
don’t have a menu; you just get what you =
deserve.
Did you hear =
about the bagel that kept trying to run away from the =
kitchen?
Finally had to =
put lox on it.
Did you hear =
about the kleptomaniac who didn’t understand =
puns?
He kept taking =
everything literally.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"