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01/07/21 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 8)

01/07/21 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 8)

Q: What do you =
call an old snowman?

A: =
Water.

 

Q: Why =
don’t mountains get cold in the winter?

A: They wear =
snow caps.

 

Q: What two =
letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

A: =
I.C.

 

Q: How do =
Eskimos make their beds?

A: With sheets =
of ice and blankets of snow.

 

Q: What does =
Jack Frost like best about school?

A: Snow and =
tell.

 

Q: What do you =
call a leisurely skier?

A: A =
Slope-poke

 

Q: Why do =
polar bears swim in saltwater?

A: Because =
pepper water makes them sneeze

 

Q: What did =
the snowman say to the customer?

A: Have an ice =
day

 

Q: How do you =
scare a snowman?

A: First, get =
out a hairdryer . . .

 

Q: What did =
the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s =
crib?

A: A =
snowmobile.

 

Q: How does an =
Eskimo stick blocks of snow together to build his house? =

A: With =
igloo

 

Q: What food =
do you get when you cross an iceberg with a polar bear? =

A: A =
“brrr” – “grrr”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"