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01/06/21 Grif.Net – Did You Hear? (part 2)

01/06/21 Grif.Net – Did You Hear? (part 2)

Did you hear =
about the nurse who always carried a red pen?

She wanted to =
be able to draw blood if needed.

 

Did you hear =
that 2019 and 2020 got into a fight?

2021=

 

Did you hear =
about the steam engine that added bubble-gum to its =
boiler?

It always =
wanted to be a chew-chew train.

 

Did you hear =
that talk is cheap?

Guess =
you’ve never visited a lawyer.

 

Did you hear =
about the Fitness Center that had to close down?

Evidently it =
didn’t work out.

 

Did you hear =
about the art contest between Rembrandt and Van =
Gogh?

It ended in a =
draw.

 

Did you hear =
about the lady who sued the airport for misplacing her =
baggage?

She lost her =
case.

 

Did you hear =
about the fellow with a fear of speed bumps in the =
road?

He’s =
slowly getting over it.

 

Did you hear =
about the frog who only wore sandals?

She was =
open-toad.

 

Did you hear =
about the skeleton that was always calm?

Guess nothing =
got under his skin.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"