A wife texted her husband at his office on a cold January =
morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open."
Husband texted her back: =
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texted back 5 minutes later: =
"Computer is really messed up =
now.”
~~ANSWERS FOR =
2000-2009 HEADLINES~~
1. 2000 =
– Health fears over MAD COW DISEASE spread over Britain and Europe =
from tainted food.
2. 2001 =
– The TALIBAN government in Afghanistan fail to hand over Osama =
Bin Laden (mastermind of 9/11) and comes under attack and is =
toppled.
3. 2002 =
– After a decade of =
preparations and three years of an ‘invisible’ currency (used for =
accounting purposes) the EURO was launched in the biggest cash =
changeover in history
4. 2003 =
– Alabama Chief Justice Roy S. Moore was forced from office after =
refusing to remove a monument of TEN =
COMMANDMENTS.
5. 2004 =
– The U.S. returns sovereignty to an interim government in IRAQ, =
but maintains roughly 135,000 troops in the country to fight a growing =
insurgency.
6. 2005 =
– Hurricane KATRINA wreaks catastrophic damage on Mississippi and =
Louisiana; 80% of New Orleans is flooded and government response =
woefully inadequate.
7. 2006 =
– The richest =
man in the US, WARREN BUFFETT announces that he will donate 85% of his =
$44 billion fortune to five philanthropic organizations. =
8. 2007 =
– California Democrat =
NANCY PELOSI becomes the first female U.S. Speaker of the House of =
Representatives.
9. 2008 =
– The first person of partial African descent, Democrat BARAK =
OBAMA is elected 44th President of the =
USA.
10. 2009 =
– WHO declares over 208 countries to have H1N1 cases and deaths =
and was now considered an unprecedented global pandemic. =
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"