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01/01/21 Grif.Net – Punteresting Start to the Year

01/01/21 Grif.Net – Punteresting Start to the Year

[On the =
1st of each month we try to share interesting =
word-plays.  Again, this month, we fail.]

 

*Humans are =
scared of hippos because they think they are violent and responsible for =
hundreds of deaths per year.  In reality, people kill way more =
people per year and they are just being =
hippocritical.

 

*Wanted a new =
computer for Christmas, so I asked the salesman if this computer would =
last five years?   “Yes”, he said. =
“Obsoletely!”

 

*I spilled =
spaghetti sauce on myself at the New Year church pot-luck.  But it =
wasn’t all bad.  It gave new meaning to the phrase =
“tastefully dressed”.

 

*A buddy said =
his girlfriend complained about his constant hovering over her. She =
said, "You act like a detective too much. I want us to split =
up."

"Good =
idea," he replied. "We can cover more ground that =
way."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"