01/01/21 Grif.Net – Punteresting Start to the Year

01/01/21 Grif.Net – Punteresting Start to the Year

[On the =
1st of each month we try to share interesting =
word-plays.  Again, this month, we fail.]


*Humans are =
scared of hippos because they think they are violent and responsible for =
hundreds of deaths per year.  In reality, people kill way more =
people per year and they are just being =


*Wanted a new =
computer for Christmas, so I asked the salesman if this computer would =
last five years?   “Yes”, he said. =


*I spilled =
spaghetti sauce on myself at the New Year church pot-luck.  But it =
wasn’t all bad.  It gave new meaning to the phrase =
“tastefully dressed”.


*A buddy said =
his girlfriend complained about his constant hovering over her. She =
said, "You act like a detective too much. I want us to split =

"Good =
idea," he replied. "We can cover more ground that =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"