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12/17/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 5)

12/17/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 5)

[Wo=
rd Play is my sort of humor all year long, but in merriest time of year, =
yule laugh until eggnog comes out your nose. This one focuses on MUSIC =
of the Season.]

 

Q: What song is always playing at Wendy’s during the =
winter?

A: Frosty

 

Q: What is the =
ducks favorite Christmas song?

A: In the Beak =
Mid-winter

 

Q: What carol =
did the Wise Men sing crossing the desert?

A: Oh, Camel, =
Ye Faithful

 

Q: How does =
Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: One that’s deep pan, crisp and =
even

 

Q: What do you =
call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel =
lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open =
foyer

 

Q: What do =
fish sing at Christmas time?
A: Christmas =
Corals

 

Q: Why did =
Mary & Joseph think the baby Jesus was so heavy?
A: There was a =
weight in a manger

 

Q: What song =
do sheep in Mexico sing at Christmas?
A: Fleece =
Navidad!

 

Q: What’s the =
name of the horse pulling the sleigh in "Jingle Bells"?
A: =
Bob. (It talks about bells on Bob’s tail that =
ring)

 

Q: Why did the =
choir have to cancel their Christmas Concert?

A: They all =
caught tinsel-itis

 

Q: Where did the Pilgrims land on =
Christmas?

A: On =
Jingle Bell Rock

 

Q: What Christmas song did the little lamb =
sing?

A: Have Yourself a Mary Little =
Christmas

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"