[Need to know =
more about the guy in the suit who gets credit for all the work =
you? Here’s, Santa!]
Q: What do you call Santa’s =
little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
Q: What do =
Santa’s little helpers study at school?
A: The =
elf-abet
Q: What do you =
call Santa after he buys all the presents?
A: Saint =
Nickel-less
Q: What does =
Santa use to scrub stains from his sink?
A: =
Comet
Q: Who is the =
king of Santa’s rock and roll helpers?
A: Elfis! (Thank you, thank =
you very much!)
Q: What do you =
get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Krisp =
Kringle
Q: How much =
did Santa pay for a sleigh full of toys?
A: Nothing. It was on the =
house.
Q: What is the =
name of Mrs. Claus?
A: Mary Christmas
Q: Why don’t =
reindeer like picnics?
A: Because they all have =
ant-lures
Q: Why do =
Dasher and Dancer drink so much coffee on Christmas Eve?
A: They are =
Santa’s Star-bucks
Q: What event =
will Santa compete in at the next Olympics?
A: The North =
Pole vault
Q: What =
language does Santa speak?
A: North Polish
Q: What is =
Santa’s favorite laundry detergent?
A: Yule =
Tide
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[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"