Q: What goes =
“Ho, Ho, Ho, thump”?
A: Santa laughing his head =
off
Q: What does =
everyone at the North Pole do when Santa’s out delivering =
toys?
A: Chill
Q: What is =
Santa’s favorite state to visit delivering presents?
A: =
Idaho-ho-ho
Q: What does =
Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: =
Claustrophobia
Q: Why does =
Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ‘ho ho =
ho’
Q: When his =
sleigh is in the shop, what kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: A =
Holly Davidson
Q: What do you =
call his pet cat walking on the beach?
A: Sandy =
Claws
Q: How you can =
tell that Santa is real and not make-believe?
A: You can always sense =
his presents
Q: Who =
delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa =
Jaws
Q: When Santa =
was a boy in school, how did he answer Roll Call in =
class?
A: =
Present
Q: Why does =
Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it ‘soots’ =
him
Q: What’s =
Santa’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap
Q: Why did =
Santa take 22 reindeer with him to Wal-Mart?
A: He thought the =
present would cost 20 bucks, but in case it was more he brought extra =
doe
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"