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12/04/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 1)

12/04/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 1)

[First of =
many-to-come grif net blog posts about winter, for kids of all =
ages]

 

Q: Why is =
winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
A: Because the =
grooms always get cold feet

 

Q: What do you =
get when someone stares coldly at you?
A: Glare =
ice

 

Q: What does =
Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
A: Take a =
chill pill

 

Q: BTW, how =
does Frosty pay for his chill pills?
A: With his slush =
fund

 

Q: If =
snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. =

A: We’d =
just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.

 

Q: What do you =
call a whirlwind winter romance?
A: Love at frost =
sight

 

Q: What kind =
of soup can you make with cool beans?
A: =
Chilly

 

Q: Did you =
hear that they’re performing Hamilton on ice?
A: Everyone wants =
the part of Aaron Brr

 

Q: What do you =
call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
A: Cold, hard =
cash

 

Q: Why =
can’t you depend on snowmen to hang around for long?
A: =
They’re too flaky

 

Q: What do you =
call a $1 fee for using the ice rink?
A: A cheap =
skate

 

Q: What do you =
call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
A: =
Chill-dren

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

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Knows Me, This I Love!"