My family =
pleaded with me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I =
couldn’t quit cold turkey.
Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to =
prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. =
This is not coincidence.
An optimist is a person who starts a new =
diet on Thanksgiving Day.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler, =
would a small turkey be called a goblet?
I suppose I will die =
never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you actually have room =
I heard that =
the mother turkey told her unruly children, "If your father could =
see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy."
The day after =
Thanksgiving we named the one surviving turkey on our ranch =
Not saying I’m that old, but I liked =
eating leftovers before they were cool.
But seriously . . . =
If a fellow =
isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for =
what he’s going to get.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"