A fourth-grade =
teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is =
the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in =
the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and =
begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, =
knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank.
Why do you =
think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and =
confidently answered, "To withdraw all the money from his savings =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"