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11/11/20 Grif.Net – Veteran’s Day Jokes

11/11/20 Grif.Net – Veteran’s Day Jokes

Q: How do you =
clear out the bingo game at the Veteran’s Center?
A: Yell, =
“B-52”

 

Q: Why do dogs =
avoid going to parades on November =
11th?

A: Too many =
vets

 

Q: When a =
group of Vets put out a cover for an old Aretha Franklin song, what did =
they call it?

A: =
R-E-S-P-T-S-D

 

Q: Why did the =
soldier become a chef when he left the army?

A: Because by =
then he was a seasoned veteran

 

Q: What ever =
happened to your dad, the brave veteran you said ‘had the heart of =
a lion’?

A; Not much, =
except he’s now banned from every zoo in the =
country.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"