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10/30/20 Grif.Net – Getting Too Old for Trick or Treating

10/30/20 Grif.Net – Getting Too Old for Trick or Treating

It’s =
confession time.  I’m  beginning to think I may be =
getting too old for this trick-or-treat business. Why?

10. I get =
out of breath just walking to the first house on the =
block.

9. I have to =
have our dog soften up the candy for me by chewing on it =
first.

8. I ask for =
high-fiber candy only.

7. When =
someone drops some candy in my trick-or-treat bag I struggle to keep my =
balance.

6. People say, =
“Great Frankenstein mask!” Sadly, I’m not wearing a =
mask.

5. When the =
door opens I yell, “Trick or … ” and can’t =
remember the rest.

4. By the end =
of the night, I have a bag full of restraining =
orders.

3. I have to =
carefully choose a costume that holds my waist =
in.

2. I’m =
the only Ninja Turtle in the neighborhood pushing a =
walker.

1. My =
grandkids are embarrassed to be seen with me out in =
public.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"