It’s =
confession time. I’m beginning to think I may be =
getting too old for this trick-or-treat business. Why?
10. I get =
out of breath just walking to the first house on the =
block.
9. I have to =
have our dog soften up the candy for me by chewing on it =
first.
8. I ask for =
high-fiber candy only.
7. When =
someone drops some candy in my trick-or-treat bag I struggle to keep my =
balance.
6. People say, =
“Great Frankenstein mask!” Sadly, I’m not wearing a =
mask.
5. When the =
door opens I yell, “Trick or … ” and can’t =
remember the rest.
4. By the end =
of the night, I have a bag full of restraining =
orders.
3. I have to =
carefully choose a costume that holds my waist =
in.
2. I’m =
the only Ninja Turtle in the neighborhood pushing a =
walker.
1. My =
grandkids are embarrassed to be seen with me out in =
public.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"