Grif.Net

10/29/20 Grif.Net – Thanks, Mom

10/29/20 Grif.Net – Thanks, Mom

**On my =
wedding day my mother told the groom, “Sorry. No refunds or =
exchanges on sale items.” 

Thanks, =
Mom.

 

**I told my =
mom she was standing too close and invading my personal space, so she =
answered, “You came out of my personal space. This makes us =
even.” 

Thanks, =
Mom.

 

**Mom listened =
to me complain about my driver’s license photo and said, “If =
you want a better picture, get a better face.”  =

Thanks, =
Mom.

 

**Mom said, =
“I’m leaving for the weekend, so I hid $50 in your room for =
food.  Clean your room and you’ll find it.”  =

Thanks, =
Mom.

 

**Mom warned =
me, “Be nice to your little sister.  You might need one of =
her kidneys someday.” 

Thanks, =
Mom.

 

**I told mom I =
expected a boyfriend and a new car for my next birthday. She replied, =
“A Ken doll and Hot Wheels. Got it”  =

Thanks, =
Mom.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"