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10/09/20 Grif.Net – Quarantined Status

10/09/20 Grif.Net – Quarantined Status

[Many friends =
are trying to put a lighter spin on the tragedy surrounding the world as =
we end the 7th month of quarantine and shut down] =

 

Brian C said, =
“Due to the quarantine, I only tell inside jokes =
now.”

 

Mary J =
reported, “Finland imposed strict travel ban and closed their =
borders.  Now, no one will be crossing the finish =
line.”

 

Bill N warned, =
“Just saying that now is NOT the right time to surround yourself =
with positive people.”

 

Michael H =
asked, “Why is this often called the novel virus? Well, it’s =
a long story . . . “

 

Larry shared, =
“I’ll tell you a virus joke now, but you’ll have to =
wait two weeks to see if you get it.”

 

Sue F =
complained, “There are so many quarantine jokes out there it seems =
like a pandemic.”

 

Ken joked, =
“The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot =
contract Covid-19.  Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be =
released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs =
out.”

 

Andrew T =
admits, “I ran out of toilet tissue and had to start using old =
newspapers.  Times are rough.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"