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10/01/20 Grif.Net – Caution: Words at Play

10/01/20 Grif.Net – Caution: Words at Play

[First of the =
month attempt at puns and word[play]

 

My neighbor =
Jack raised a large garden this summer and claimed he could communicate =
with the vegetables.  Evidently the fairy tale is true, the one =
about Jack and the beans talk.

 

I just spent a =
whole bunch of cash on a limo only to find out it didn’t include the =
driver. All that money, and nothing to chauffeur =
it.

 

I don’t =
know why they told me I’m innumerate. It just doesn’t add =
up.

 

After the =
birth of your first child, your role in life will become =
apparent.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"