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09/30/20 Grif.Net – Getting Married

09/30/20 Grif.Net – Getting Married

Boy: Dad, I =
know I’m only 4, but I’ve decided to get =
married.

 

Dad: =
Wonderful. Do you have a girl in mind?

 

Boy: Yes . . . =
Grandma!  She said she loves me, I lover her, too, and she’s =
about the best cook and story-teller in the whole =
world.

 

Dad: =
That’s nice, but we have a small problem =
there.

 

Boy: What =
problem?

 

Dad: She =
happens to be my mother.  How can you marry my mother? =

 

Boy: Why not? =
You married mine.

 

(thanks, =
Sylvia, for the forward)

 

~~ANSWERS to =
Yesterday’s Trivia Quiz

1. What was =
the first state added to the original 13 states of the USA after the =
Revolutionary War? Vermont

2. What did =
Socrates drink to commit suicide? Hemlock

3. What is the =
name of the rooster on the Kellogg’s Corn Flake box? =
Cornelius

4. The Andy =
Griffith Show was a spin off from what TV series? Danny Thomas =
Show

5. When =
writing out numbers in English starting with one, which is the first =
number to contain the letter “a”? One =
thousand

6. What is the =
capital of Malaysia? Kuala Lumpur

7. What is a =
group of lizards called? A lounge

8. What is the =
chemical abbreviation for lead? pb

9. If =
two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? =
Nine

10. What =
nation has the highest percentage of cats for pets? Russia (France is =
second and USA third)

11. Who is the =
first presidential spouse to be elected to public office? Hillary =
Clinton

12. What =
modern sport that originated in the 1800’s was called =
“mintonette”? Volleyball

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"