09/30/20 Grif.Net – Getting Married

09/30/20 Grif.Net – Getting Married

Boy: Dad, I =
know I’m only 4, but I’ve decided to get =


Dad: =
Wonderful. Do you have a girl in mind?


Boy: Yes . . . =
Grandma!  She said she loves me, I lover her, too, and she’s =
about the best cook and story-teller in the whole =


Dad: =
That’s nice, but we have a small problem =


Boy: What =


Dad: She =
happens to be my mother.  How can you marry my mother? =


Boy: Why not? =
You married mine.


(thanks, =
Sylvia, for the forward)


~~ANSWERS to =
Yesterday’s Trivia Quiz

1. What was =
the first state added to the original 13 states of the USA after the =
Revolutionary War? Vermont

2. What did =
Socrates drink to commit suicide? Hemlock

3. What is the =
name of the rooster on the Kellogg’s Corn Flake box? =

4. The Andy =
Griffith Show was a spin off from what TV series? Danny Thomas =

5. When =
writing out numbers in English starting with one, which is the first =
number to contain the letter “a”? One =

6. What is the =
capital of Malaysia? Kuala Lumpur

7. What is a =
group of lizards called? A lounge

8. What is the =
chemical abbreviation for lead? pb

9. If =
two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? =

10. What =
nation has the highest percentage of cats for pets? Russia (France is =
second and USA third)

11. Who is the =
first presidential spouse to be elected to public office? Hillary =

12. What =
modern sport that originated in the 1800’s was called =
“mintonette”? Volleyball



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"