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09/25/20 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts from Wandering Minds

09/25/20 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts from Wandering Minds

Why is the =
alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?  I think =
so.

My grandfather invented Cliff’s Notes. Well, to make a long =
story short, it all started back in 1912 . . .

 

Women who use =
anti-aging cream must have the youngest-looking fingertips in the =
world.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done, so now =
I just have to fill in the rest.

 

My secretary =
is challenging.  Right now she is having a hard time alphabetizing =
a bag of M&M’s and throwing out all the W’s. =

 

Blessed are =
those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as big =
wheels.

What’s another word for =
Thesaurus?

 

Thought on =
Laziness #529735428:  You were you too lazy to read that =
number.

 

When you say =
the word “crisp”, can you feel it move from the back of your =
mouth to the front?

 

“Do Not =
Touch” must be the scariest thing to read in Braille. =


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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"