Q: Why was the =
little girl in ancient Egypt so upset?
A: Someone =
told her that her daddy was a mummy.
Q: Why did the =
thief stop to take a bath during the robbery?
A: He wanted =
to make a clean getaway.
Q: Why did the =
mechanic drink a shot of 10W-30 every night?
A: He want to =
go oily in the morning.
Q: Why did the =
baby turkey bolt down his food at every meal?
A: He was a =
little gobbler.
Q: Why did the =
science teacher take a ruler to bed?
A: He wanted =
to see how long he slept.
Q: Why did the =
nurse write first on the chart and even more on the patient’s =
toes?
A: She wanted =
a report with footnotes.
Q: Why did the =
elephant cross the road?
A: To play =
frisbee with flattened chickens.
Q: Why do =
teens hang out at McDonald’s?
A: It’s =
the perfect meating place.
Q: Why did the =
tomato blush?
A: She saw the =
salad dressing for dinner.
Q: Why did =
Gumpa put a hand up to his mouth when he =
sneezed?
A: He tried to =
catch his teeth.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"