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09/23/20 Grif.Net – More Q&A for Kids

09/23/20 Grif.Net – More Q&A for Kids

Q: Why was the =
little girl in ancient Egypt so upset?

A: Someone =
told her that her daddy was a mummy.

 

Q: Why did the =
thief stop to take a bath during the robbery?

A: He wanted =
to make a clean getaway.

 

Q: Why did the =
mechanic drink a shot of 10W-30 every night?

A: He want to =
go oily in the morning.

 

Q: Why did the =
baby turkey bolt down his food at every meal?

A: He was a =
little gobbler.

 

Q: Why did the =
science teacher take a ruler to bed?

A: He wanted =
to see how long he slept.

 

Q: Why did the =
nurse write first on the chart and even more on the patient’s =
toes?

A: She wanted =
a report with footnotes.

 

Q: Why did the =
elephant cross the road?

A: To play =
frisbee with flattened chickens.

 

Q: Why do =
teens hang out at McDonald’s?

A: It’s =
the perfect meating place.

 

Q: Why did the =
tomato blush?

A: She saw the =
salad dressing for dinner.

 

Q: Why did =
Gumpa put a hand up to his mouth when he =
sneezed?

A: He tried to =
catch his teeth.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"