[Thinking some =
of my friends may have had a little too much time in quarantine as I =
read their ideas on simplifying life]
1. Old =
telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the =
names and addresses of people you don’t know.
2. Fool =
other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding =
an old TV or VCR remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerve =
across the road and jump the curb.
3. Lose =
weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the =
subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 =
4. Avoid =
parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe =
whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
5. No time =
for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply =
peeling it off.
6. If a =
person is choking on an ice cube, simply pour a container of boiling =
water down their throat and that the blockage is almost instantly =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"