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09/17/20 Grif.Net – Riddle Me This

09/17/20 Grif.Net – Riddle Me This

[Throwing a =
bone to many of our younger readers and offer humor a grade-schooler =
would enjoy. Here’s a dozen fun riddles – some may trip up =
adults, too.]

 

Q: What has 18 =
legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball =
team.

 

Q: What is a =
shoemaker’s favorite dessert?

A: =
Cobbler.

 

Q: What is the =
best thing to take when one is run down?

A: The license =
number of the car.

 

Q: What is the =
most important letter of the alphabet for a deaf =
woman?

A: The letter =
“A” makes her hear.

 

Q: Why did the =
shrimp keep tripping over the lobsters?

A: He was just =
accident prawn.

 

Q: What type =
of snakes loves dessert?

A: A =
pie-thon.

 

Q: Who steals =
from the rich, gives to the poor, and carries a picnic =
basket?

A: Little Red =
Robin Hood.

 

Q: Where do =
spies and private detectives sleep?

A: Under =
cover.

 

Q: Which =
native American Indian tribe has produced the most lawyers in =
history?

A: The =
Sioux.

 

Q: =
Where’s the best place to drive a car if you’re on a =
diet?

A: In the fast =
lane.

 

Q: We see big =
ears of corn growing in the field, but were do the keep the little =
ears?

A: In corn =
cribs.

 

Q: What is the =
difference between a well-dressed gentlemanman and a tired =
dog?

A: The man =
wears an entire suit but the dog just pants.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"