[Throwing a =
bone to many of our younger readers and offer humor a grade-schooler =
would enjoy. Here’s a dozen fun riddles – some may trip up =
adults, too.]
Q: What has 18 =
legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball =
team.
Q: What is a =
shoemaker’s favorite dessert?
A: =
Cobbler.
Q: What is the =
best thing to take when one is run down?
A: The license =
number of the car.
Q: What is the =
most important letter of the alphabet for a deaf =
woman?
A: The letter =
“A” makes her hear.
Q: Why did the =
shrimp keep tripping over the lobsters?
A: He was just =
accident prawn.
Q: What type =
of snakes loves dessert?
A: A =
pie-thon.
Q: Who steals =
from the rich, gives to the poor, and carries a picnic =
basket?
A: Little Red =
Robin Hood.
Q: Where do =
spies and private detectives sleep?
A: Under =
cover.
Q: Which =
native American Indian tribe has produced the most lawyers in =
history?
A: The =
Sioux.
Q: =
Where’s the best place to drive a car if you’re on a =
diet?
A: In the fast =
lane.
Q: We see big =
ears of corn growing in the field, but were do the keep the little =
ears?
A: In corn =
cribs.
Q: What is the =
difference between a well-dressed gentlemanman and a tired =
dog?
A: The man =
wears an entire suit but the dog just pants.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"