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09/15/20 Grif.Net – Another Dozen College Evaluation Reports

09/15/20 Grif.Net – Another Dozen College Evaluation Reports

[Additional =
old, now new, descriptions of students back in the classroom after =
months of virus shut-down]

 

13. She must =
have gotten into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t =
watching.


14. This =
students shows a room temperature IQ.


15. He has =
a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all =
together.


16. She =
seems to have a photographic memory but with the lens cover glued =
on.


17. Gates =
are down, the lights are flashing, but his train is going =
nowhere.


18. He is =
a prime candidate for natural deselection.


19. She =
seems as bright as Alaska in December.


20. =
Obviously he donated his brain to science before he was done using =
it.

 

21. He is so =
dense, light bends around him.


22. If he =
were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a =
week.


23. If you =
give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get =
change.


24. If you =
stand close enough to her, you can hear the =
ocean.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"