[My wide =
assortment of friends brings an even wider smile to my face as I read =
their “news”.]
Chuck S =
lamented, “I’d like to start dieting soon, but right now =
I’ve got too much on my plate.”
Bob E wonders, =
“Did you hear about the coin shortage? Seems America is out of =
common cents.”
John L warns, =
“My chiropractor is a crack dealer.”
Susan H =
warned, “Don’t get in the car with me if you’re gonna =
scream every time we almost wreck.”
Kirk P =
apologized, “If I’ve offended you with some of my posts, I =
humbly apologize. I honestly did not think you could =
read.”
Monica J =
related, “I just want to update every one of the fact that =
absolutely nothing new is happening in my =
life.”
Larry L =
shared, “If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, =
don’t try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a =
leg.”
Sharon C =
admitted, “My day goes so much better if I stay off both the TV =
NEWS and the bathroom SCALE.”
Scott M =
reminded, “Still time to admit you’re a thespian. Act =
today.”
Billy G asks, =
“Asking for a friend: To drive an electric car, does one need a =
current license?”
Robert M said, =
“Can you believe a neighbor came by at 3 AM and pounded on my =
door. 3 AM?!? Lucky for him I was up then practicing my =
bagpipes.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"