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09/01/20 Grif.Net – First of the PUNth

09/01/20 Grif.Net – First of the PUNth

[Continuing =
our never-equaled and never-requested attempt at lame =
puns]

 

Baking bread =
is like the sun.  It rises in the yeast, and sets in the =
waist.

 

I’m reading a =
horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen.  I can =
feel it.

 

Give a lawyer =
a fire, he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a lawyer on fire, =
he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

I’m glad I =
know sign language. It’s pretty handy.

 

They said that =
it’s possible to get too much sleep.  Snooze to =
me.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"