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08/11/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

08/11/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[Quoting my =
friends always brings a smile or grimace to my =
face]

 

Hans Z said, =
“A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries, so I =
tried it.  Didn’t like it. Going back to whipped =
cream.”

 

Lyssa Z =
reminds us, “It is difficult to find a friend that is cute, =
loving, generous, sexy, caring, smart and humble. My advice to =
y’all is don’t lose me.”

 

Richard G =
warns: “If you read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been =
replaced with Disney animatronic copies, that is simply fake =
gnus.”

 

Scott M asked, =
“If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, then Who =
is?

 

Bill G shares, =
“When I have trouble sleeping I think about how every C in =
“Pacific Ocean” is pronounced =
differently.”

 

Ken H boasted, =
“I am starting a great diet that allows up to seven cheat days a =
week.”

 

Robert F =
bemoaned, “All my life I was told that taxes were the price we pay =
for living in a civilized society.  I want my money =
back.”

 

Debbie M said, “I just discovered that my Mom, a =
life-long conservative Republican, is voting for Joe Biden in November. =
This would have NEVER happened if she were still =
alive.”

 

Way=
ne M adds, “When some kids at the park are jumping rope and ask =
you, a fairly well-coordinated adult, to jump in, don’t do =
it.  I repeat, do not do it.”

 

Ken M wonders, =
“I’m not . . . no, I am . . no, I’m NOT =
indecisive.  Am I?”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"