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08/07/20 Grif.Net – I’m just Mailing In my Jokes Today

08/07/20 Grif.Net – I’m just Mailing In my Jokes Today

[Seriously, =
ordered a medical device from Miami on July 7th. Postal =
tracking showed it shipped July 10th and subsequent tracking =
over the weeks showed this 4”x8” box in New Jersey, Los =
Angeles, four different days in Denver and three times in Casper.  =
Finally delivered August 5th after 29 days.  3-day =
priority delivery. Got me thinking I’d better laugh about it . . . =
]

**Being a letter carrier is a mail-dominated =
profession.

 

**Some mail =
men are called ‘letter carriers’.  On Facebook I =
noticed my carrier calls himself a ‘high priced mail =
escort’.

 

**A carrier =
said it was so hot in his truck that two hobbits showed up and asked him =
where to throw the ring.

 

**If you have =
problems in your personal life, become a postal worker.  No =
personal life, so no problems.

 

**Told the =
postal clerk at the window that I thought 55 cents for a letter seemed =
fair.  5 cents for postage, 50 cents for storage =
fee.

 

**My carrier =
knows I write the grif.net blog and love humor.  She asked if I =
heard the one about the unstamped letter.  Then she added, =
‘Never mind. You wouldn’t get =
it.’

 

**Of course, I =
know what makes telling a good postal joke.  It’s all in the =
delivery.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"