MIGHT BE A PASTOR IF…
You’ve waded in a creek wearing a necktie.
You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that =
You’d rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church =
You see a church picnic as no picnic.
You’ve ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search =
You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family =
You’ve ever wanted to give the sound man some feedback of your =
You’ve ever wanted to lay hands on a deacon, and you didn’t mean praying =
You often feel like you are herding cats instead of shepherding =
Your sermons have a happy ending; that is, everyone’s happy when it =
You’ve never preached on TV, because your wife made you get down before =
you broke something.
You feel that it is your job to comfort the afflicted and afflict the =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"