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07/30/20 Grif.Net – You Might Be a Pastor If . . .

07/30/20 Grif.Net – You Might Be a Pastor If . . .

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MIGHT BE A PASTOR IF…

 

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You’ve waded in a creek wearing a necktie.

 

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You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that =
you were.

 

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You’d rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church =
organist.

 

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You see a church picnic as no picnic.

 

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You’ve ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search =
committee.

 

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You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family =
reunion.

 

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You’ve ever wanted to give the sound man some feedback of your =
own.

 

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You’ve ever wanted to lay hands on a deacon, and you didn’t mean praying =
for him.

 

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You often feel like you are herding cats instead of shepherding =
sheep.

 

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Your sermons have a happy ending; that is, everyone’s happy when it =
ends.

 

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You’ve never preached on TV, because your wife made you get down before =
you broke something.

 

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You feel that it is your job to comfort the afflicted and afflict the =
comfortable.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"