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07/24/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

07/24/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Wayne I. shared, “I sent my hearing aids in for =
repair several weeks ago. I haven’t heard anything =
since.”

 

Ann S confided, “The first three miles of a 5K run =
are the hardest.”

 

Ken M said, “I gave my coworker a ‘Get Better =
Soon‘ card.  He’s not sick, I just think he should do =
better.”

 

Carole S added, “Due to the coin shortage, no one is =
allowed to put in their two cents on my posts =
anymore.”

 

Jimmy M talked about the rule taught the first day in =
Medical School: “A patient cured is a customer =
lost.”

 

Kat H moaned, “If 2020 were a drink, it would be =
that colonoscopy prep stuff.”

 

Robert M stated, “In 2019 when leaving the house, =
I’d be sure to take keys, wallet,  phone. In 2020 I take =
keys, wallet, phone, mask, sanitizer, samurai sword, will, protest sign, =
hornet repellent, stress ball and Holy Water.”

 

Galen S rejoiced, “I got myself a GPS for Seniors. =
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I =
wanted to go there.”

 

Ken H lamented, “I’m stressed that I =
didn’t relax enough this summer.”

 

Patricia H =
said, “I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, =
but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high =
school.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"