07/22/20 Grif.Net – Jobs I’ve Tried

07/22/20 Grif.Net – Jobs I’ve Tried

Inspecting =
mirrors is a job I could really see myself =


I focused on =
being a photographer, but nothing ever =


I just lost my =
job as a psychic, but I didn’t see that =


I quit my job =
working for Nike. Just couldn’t do it =


I did love =
being a maze designer, but often got completely lost in my =


I think my job =
interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right =


I worked in =
the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they =
gave me the ax.


After that, I =
tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly =
because it was a so-so job.


I wanted to be =
a baker, since I really kneaded the dough.


Next, I tried =
working in a muffler factory but that was =


I wanted to be =
a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.


Then I tried =
to be a chef (figured it would add a little spice to my life), but I =
just didn’t have the thyme.


Finally, I =
attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t =
cut the mustard.


My best job =
was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t =


I studied a =
long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any =


I thought =
about becoming a witch, so I even tried that for a =


I managed to =
get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was =
just draining.


Next, I found =
being an electrician interesting, but the work was =


I even applied =
for a job with animals in Australia but seems I don’t have the =
right koalifications.


After many =
years of trying to find steady work, I’m finally employed as a =
historian. Sadly, now I realize there is no future in =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"