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07/06/20 Grif.Net – Faux Pa

07/06/20 Grif.Net – Faux Pa

[Dad Jokes. =
Read ‘em and weep (or groan or roll your =
eyes).]

 

When does a =
joke become a dad joke? When it becomes =
apparent.

 

This graveyard =
looks overcrowded and all fenced off. People must be dying to get =
in.

My math book look so sad. Probably because of all of its =
problems.

 

I used to hate =
facial hair, but then it grew on me.

 

I had a neck =
brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back =
since.

 

I can’t hear =
my Psychiatrist using the bathroom, but I figure it’s just because =
the ‘P’ is silent.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he =
laughs.

 

I ordered a =
chicken and an egg online from Amazon. I’ll let you =
know.

 

It takes guts =
to be an organ donor.

 

It’s not only =
inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad, it’s a faux =
pa.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"