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07/01/20 Grif.Net – First and the Worst

07/01/20 Grif.Net – First and the Worst

[Sending out =
word plays and puns the first of each month, in spite of popular =
demand]

 

Heard the =
courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are =
sketchy.

 

Read that a =
local man was killed when his piano fell over on him when he moved it. =
Guess it will be a low key funeral.

 

Speaking of =
that, a book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to =
blame.

 

I have a =
DeLorean but I only drive it from time to time.

Someone broke =
into my house and stole my limbo stick. I had no idea anyone could stoop =
so low.

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"