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06/26/20 Grif.Net – Teaching at Home (part 3)

06/26/20 Grif.Net – Teaching at Home (part 3)

[Final =
offering to demonstrate all the kids have =
learned.]

 

Q: What is =
artificial respiration commonly known as?

A: The kiss of =
death

 

Q: How would =
you treat a head cold?

A: Use an =
agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your =
throat

 

Q: What should =
be done if someone has been bitten by a dog?

A: Put the dog =
away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill =
it

 

Q: What has to =
be established before giving a blood =
transfusion?

A: If the =
blood is affirmative or negative

 

Q: How should =
you remove dust from the eye?

A: Pull the =
eye down over the nose

 

Q: What is an =
enema?

A: Someone who =
is not your friend

 

Q: What is a =
morbid state?

A: Part of an =
auction when a bigger offer is made

 

Q: Give an =
example of a fungus and share a characteristic or =
feature?

A: Mushrooms. =
They always grow in damp places and so they look like =
umbrellas

 

Q: What is =
momentum?

A: What you =
give someone to remember you when they go away

 

Q: What is a =
vacuum

A: A large =
empty space where the pope lives

 

Q: What is a =
magnet?

A: Something =
you find crawling on a dead cat

 

Q: Which of =
Shakespeare’s plays relate to you as a =
student?

A: A Midsummer =
Ice Cream

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"