[With schools =
closed for 3 months, I taught my kids at home. Here are some =
answers to the end-of-the-year tests to prove the excellent job I =
did]
Q: Who was =
Ivanhoe?
A: A Russian =
gardener
Q: Name the =
days of the week that begin with the letter =
“T”.
A: Tuesday, =
Thursday, Today and Tomorrow
Q: In what =
section of the library would you find books on =
electricity?
A: Under =
“Light Reading”
Q: Explain the =
difference between “ignorance” and =
“apathy”.
A: I =
don’t know and I don’t care
Q: Name a =
legendary creature that was half man and half animal?
A: Buffalo =
Bill
Q: Where would =
a person go to rent a tuxedo?
A: Any place =
that suits him
Q: If you were =
in Florida at Cape Kennedy, what would you be =
doing?
A: Having a =
blast
Q: In a =
sentence, use the word “politics”.
A: My parrot =
Polly swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks
Q: How do you =
get down off a duck?
A: You =
don’t. You get down off a horse.
I did =
encourage my daughter. She was always worried about failing math, =
and after this test I told her, “You worries are over, =
dear.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"