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06/24/20 Grif.Net – Teaching at Home (part 1)

06/24/20 Grif.Net – Teaching at Home (part 1)

[With schools =
closed for 3 months, I taught my kids at home.  Here are some =
answers to the end-of-the-year tests to prove the excellent job I =
did]

 

Q: Who was =
Ivanhoe?

A: A Russian =
gardener

 

Q: Name the =
days of the week that begin with the letter =
“T”.

A: Tuesday, =
Thursday, Today and Tomorrow

 

Q: In what =
section of the library would you find books on =
electricity?

A: Under =
“Light Reading”

 

Q: Explain the =
difference between “ignorance” and =
“apathy”.

A: I =
don’t know and I don’t care

 

Q: Name a =
legendary creature that was half man and half animal?
A: Buffalo =
Bill

 

Q: Where would =
a person go to rent a tuxedo?

A: Any place =
that suits him

 

Q: If you were =
in Florida at Cape Kennedy, what would you be =
doing?

A: Having a =
blast

 

Q: In a =
sentence, use the word “politics”.

A: My parrot =
Polly swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks

 

Q: How do you =
get down off a duck?

A: You =
don’t.  You get down off a horse.

 

I did =
encourage my daughter.  She was always worried about failing math, =
and after this test I told her, “You worries are over, =
dear.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"