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06/23/20 Grif.Net – Musings of an Old Timer

06/23/20 Grif.Net – Musings of an Old Timer

[As I get on =
up in years – a ways from “ancient” but feel it some =
days – I have more time to think]

 

Asking myself =
what do gardeners do after they retire?

 

The best thing =
about being really old is a lack of peer =
pressure.

 

My doc say I =
can live to be =
eighty if I give up all the things that make me WANT to live to be =
eighty.

 

Regular naps =
prevent old age. 100% certain to work if I take one while =
driving.

 

As of today, =
this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

 

I want to live =
forever, or die trying.

 

A retired =
husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

 

Time is the =
best teacher. The only problem is it kills all of its =
students.

 

My grandkids =
say, “If the music is too loud, you’re too =
old.”

I get enough =
exercise just pushing my luck and jumping to =
conclusions.

 

A recent study =
shows that men who are married live longer than single men. =
They’re also a lot more willing to die.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"