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06/15/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

06/15/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Sharon C =
reminds us, “Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a =
prison. Jesus slept in a storm. No matter what the circumstances, you =
can always take a nap.”

 

Ken M wonders, =
I hope Elon Musk =
never gets in a scandal. Elongate would be really drawn =
out."

 

Bruce M =
quipped, “They say you shouldn’t go grocery shopping when you’re =
hungry. but I ran out of food a few days ago, and it’s just getting =
worse.”

 

Lucy V =
(Peanuts} proclaimed, “Everyone is entitled to my =
opinion.”

 

Rusty S =
admitted, “I went to the paint store to get thinner.  It =
didn’t work.”

 

Speaking of shopping, Susan H complained, “I hate it =
when I buy rice cakes, kale and prunes and when I get home I find the =
bag has Oreos instead.”

 

Daniel M =
confessed, “I’m as bored as an Amish =
electrician.”

 

Billy F warns, =
“Never invite an arsonist to a house warming =
party.”

 

Jon A answered =
his wife who had said she didn’t understand cloning.  =
“Well, that makes two of us.”

 

Lyssa Z said, =
“I don’t expect everything in life to be handed to me.  =
Just set it down anywhere.”

 

Wayne M recently signed up for a course on how to deal =
with life’s disappointments. He wrote, “Yesterday, I received my =
first lesson in the mail. It was an empty envelope.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"