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06/12/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (5)

06/12/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (5)

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech
 in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect.
This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Final installment =
is about money]

 

**Money is the =
root of all wealth.

 

**Always =
borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it =
back.

 

**If you think =
nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple =
payments.

 

**Money =
can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live =
with.

 

**All I ask is =
the chance to prove that money can’t make me =
happy.

 

**I thought I =
wanted a career; turns out I just wanted =
paychecks.

 

**A bank is a =
place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t =
need it.

 

**A bad banker =
quickly loses interest.

 

**Where =
there’s a will, I want to be in it.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"