[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Final installment =
is about money]
**Money is the =
root of all wealth.
**Always =
borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it =
back.
**If you think =
nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple =
payments.
**Money =
can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live =
with.
**All I ask is =
the chance to prove that money can’t make me =
happy.
**I thought I =
wanted a career; turns out I just wanted =
paychecks.
**A bank is a =
place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t =
need it.
**A bad banker =
quickly loses interest.
**Where =
there’s a will, I want to be in it.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"