06/11/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (4)

06/11/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (4)

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
 in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect.
This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Fourth installment =
is about work]


**Easy method =
to speed up your smartphone is throw it out a 10th story =


**Artificial =
intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


** A bus =
station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In =
my office, I have a work station.


**To err is =
human, to really mess up takes a computer.


**I sleep =
eight hours a day. And at least ten at night.


computers are so fast they can screw up a billion times a =


**Human genius =
has its limits; human stupidity does not


**Time is an =
illusion, lunchtime doubly so.



Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =