[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Fourth installment =
is about work]
**Easy method =
to speed up your smartphone is throw it out a 10th story =
intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
** A bus =
station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In =
my office, I have a work station.
**To err is =
human, to really mess up takes a computer.
**I sleep =
eight hours a day. And at least ten at night.
computers are so fast they can screw up a billion times a =
**Human genius =
has its limits; human stupidity does not
**Time is an =
illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =