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06/11/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (4)

06/11/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (4)

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech
 in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect.
This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Fourth installment =
is about work]

 

**Easy method =
to speed up your smartphone is throw it out a 10th story =
window.

 

**Artificial =
intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

** A bus =
station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In =
my office, I have a work station.

 

**To err is =
human, to really mess up takes a computer.

 

**I sleep =
eight hours a day. And at least ten at night.

 

**Today’s=
computers are so fast they can screw up a billion times a =
second.

 

**Human genius =
has its limits; human stupidity does not

 

**Time is an =
illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"