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06/08/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (1)

06/08/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (1)

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech
 in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect.
This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. First =
installment is about love and relationships]

 

**If I had a =
dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, they’d =
eventually find me attractive.

 

**Women =
sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself =
type.

 

**I miss my ex =
so often that it shows I really need a laser =
sight.

 

**A =
woman’s place is in charge.

 

**The last =
time I was someone’s type, I was donating =
blood.

 

**Any man who =
can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the =
kiss the attention it deserves.

 

**Some people =
hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination =
whatsoever.

 

**I’m a =
heroine addict; I need to be with women who have saved someone’s =
life.

 

**I always =
thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed =
and flew out of the plane.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"