[In my 72+ =
years I have learned how to respond to others who, unlike me, still have =
much to learn. Feel free to use these slightly twisted lines to insult =
or stymie annoying friends, co-workers, or spouses (at your own =
peril)]
You’re =
not yourself today. It’s nice.
Your argument =
is sound. Just sound. Lots of sound.
I’m not =
being rude. You’re just insignificant.
I didn’t =
say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Some people =
cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they =
go.
Remember, =
silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
The last thing =
I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the =
list.
In the art of =
giving, I will stop at nothing.
My days of not =
taking you seriously are coming to a middle.
Get your facts =
first, then you can distort them as you please.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"