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05/26/20 Grif.Net – MORE Q&A for Kids

05/26/20 Grif.Net – MORE Q&A for Kids

Q: Who are the =
hamburgers’ favorite people?

A: =
Vegetarians.

 

Q: Why do =
criminals always try to rob bakeries first?

A: They think =
it the easiest way to get their hands on fast =
dough.

 

Q: Did you =
hear the report by the mother of twin boys?

A: She said it =
was two bad to talk about.

 

Q: To you know =
how to past a geometry test?

A: You have to =
know all the angles.

 

Q: What is the =
hardest type of cake to make?

A: Marble =
cake.

 

Q: How does a =
really hungry man eat his hot dog?

A: With =
relish.

 

Q: What class =
is very important when training to be an =
electrician?

A: Current =
events.

 

Q: What is the =
best way to keep water from coming into your =
house?

A: Don’t =
pay the utility bill.

 

Q: What =
happens if you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf =
clover?

A: A rash of =
good luck.

 

Q: Did you =
know my dog can chase a ball over 3 miles?

A: Okay, but =
that sounds far-fetched.

 

Q: What is the =
difference between an old ten-dollar bill and a new =
one?

A: Nine =
dollars.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"