Q: Who are the =
hamburgers’ favorite people?
A: =
Vegetarians.
Q: Why do =
criminals always try to rob bakeries first?
A: They think =
it the easiest way to get their hands on fast =
dough.
Q: Did you =
hear the report by the mother of twin boys?
A: She said it =
was two bad to talk about.
Q: To you know =
how to past a geometry test?
A: You have to =
know all the angles.
Q: What is the =
hardest type of cake to make?
A: Marble =
cake.
Q: How does a =
really hungry man eat his hot dog?
A: With =
relish.
Q: What class =
is very important when training to be an =
electrician?
A: Current =
events.
Q: What is the =
best way to keep water from coming into your =
house?
A: Don’t =
pay the utility bill.
Q: What =
happens if you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf =
clover?
A: A rash of =
good luck.
Q: Did you =
know my dog can chase a ball over 3 miles?
A: Okay, but =
that sounds far-fetched.
Q: What is the =
difference between an old ten-dollar bill and a new =
one?
A: Nine =
dollars.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"