[I’m a =
Dad/Grandpa. Sorry, it’s just the way I =
am.]
Q: If =
alligator skins make a good pair of boots, what do banana peels =
make?
A: Good =
slippers.
Q: If mom =
sews, dad weaves and sister crochets, what do you =
have?
A: A =
close-knit family.
Q: Who would =
be to blame if California fell into the Pacific =
Ocean?
A: Everyone =
knows it is San Andreas Fault.
Q: Who guides =
all the rabbits racing across the highway?
A: The Hare =
Traffic Controller.
Q: Who are the =
patron saints of cruise ship vacations?
A: St. Thomas, =
St. Croix, and San Juan.
Q: Who has =
large antlers, a high voice and wears white =
gloves?
A: Mickey =
Moose.
Q: How can you =
buy eggs and be sure they don’t have baby chickens in =
them?
A: Always buy =
duck eggs.
Q: Who do =
bucks and does write to for advice on raising a =
fawn?
A: Deer =
Abby.
Q: How do you =
make a turtle fast?
A: Don’t =
feed him.
Q: Why do =
golfers bring an extra pair of pants when play the =
game?
A: In case =
they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the =
man bring a bag of goose feathers to the furniture =
store?
A: He wanted =
to make a down payment.
Q: What =
musical instrument is usually stored in the =
bathroom?
A: A tuba =
toothpaste.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"