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05/25/20 Grif.Net – Q&A for Kids

05/25/20 Grif.Net – Q&A for Kids

[I’m a =
Dad/Grandpa.  Sorry, it’s just the way I =
am.]

 

Q: If =
alligator skins make a good pair of boots, what do banana peels =
make?

A: Good =
slippers.

 

Q: If mom =
sews, dad weaves and sister crochets, what do you =
have?

A: A =
close-knit family.

 

Q: Who would =
be to blame if California fell into the Pacific =
Ocean?

A: Everyone =
knows it is San Andreas Fault.

 

Q: Who guides =
all the rabbits racing across the highway?

A: The Hare =
Traffic Controller.

 

Q: Who are the =
patron saints of cruise ship vacations?

A: St. Thomas, =
St. Croix, and San Juan.

 

Q: Who has =
large antlers, a high voice and wears white =
gloves?

A: Mickey =
Moose.

 

Q: How can you =
buy eggs and be sure they don’t have baby chickens in =
them?

A: Always buy =
duck eggs.

 

Q: Who do =
bucks and does write to for advice on raising a =
fawn?

A: Deer =
Abby.

 

Q: How do you =
make a turtle fast?

A: Don’t =
feed him.

 

Q: Why do =
golfers bring an extra pair of pants when play the =
game?

A: In case =
they get a hole in one.

 

Q: Why did the =
man bring a bag of goose feathers to the furniture =
store?

A: He wanted =
to make a down payment.

 

Q: What =
musical instrument is usually stored in the =
bathroom?

A: A tuba =
toothpaste.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"