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05/05/20 Grif.Net – Other Status Updates

05/05/20 Grif.Net – Other Status Updates

Sandy said, =
“They say with age comes wisdom, so my face doesn’t have =
wrinkles; it has wise cracks.”

 

Larry =
confessed, “Dove Chocolate taste way better than their =
soap.”

 

Marilyn L =
admitted, “Today I’m doing nothing, because I started it =
yesterday and I wasn’t finished, and I’m no =
quitter.”

 

Julio G =
shared, “I found the best way to get back on your feet was to miss =
two car payments.”

 

Margaret J =
replied, “You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my =
grandchild.”

 

Joan L =
printed, “When I die, I want to be cremated.  It will be my =
last chance to finally have a smokin’ hot =
body.”

 

Steve boasted, “Whatever doesn’t kill me gives me =
something to whine about on Facebook.”

 

Sue W confessed, You know you’re drinking too much coffee =
when someone asks. "How are you?" and you answer, "Good =
to the last drop."

 

Ken M said =
I accidentally gave =
my wife a glue stick instead of a Chapstick. She still ain’t =
talking to me.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"