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05/01/20 Grif.Net – Munthly Punthly

05/01/20 Grif.Net – Munthly Punthly

[First of the =
month. Every month puns and word-plays seem to get worse.  I =
learned that if such word plays drive you crazy, it might be just =
psychosemantic.]

 

What time of =
day do I like?  6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands =
down.

I lost my wife’s audio-book and now I’ll never hear =
the end of it.

 

I called a =
psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung =
up.

 

I took the =
shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If =
anything, it made him more sluggish.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"