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04/28/20 Grif.Net – Birthday

04/28/20 Grif.Net – Birthday

My wife Teresa =
is celebrating her special day under house-arrest.  Since I =
can’t go to the store to purchase one, I’m looking for some =
sweet sentiment to give her in a home-made card, showing what I think of =
her.

 

What’s =
your opinion of these?

**Option #1 – “Sweetheart, =
not saying you are “old” but I think having a 2-digit social =
security number is really special.”

 

**Option #2 =
– “Happy birthday, Teresa, to someone who is smart, funny, =
good-looking and reminds me a lot of =
myself.”

 

**Option #3 =
– “Dear, it’s birthday time again, and obviously this =
past year you’ve gained more than just 365 =
days.”

 

**Option #4 – =

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget =
about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the =
present, I didn’t get you one.”

 

**Option #5 =
– “Honey, don’t be all weird about getting older. Your =
age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying =
you.”

 

**Option #6 =
“Babe – When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, =
you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying =
to count that high, you can steal a bite of their =
cake.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"