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04/23/20 Grif.Net – Famous Comments on the Virus

04/23/20 Grif.Net – Famous Comments on the Virus

Hannibal =
Lecter said, “If the food runs out, at least we still have each =
other.”

 

The Terminator =
told us: “Look for toilet paper in Aisle B, =
back.”

 

Forrest Gump =
commented, “And just like that, all the liberals that hated =
plastic straws and cups are now buying plastic =
gloves.”

My travel =
agent offered a great deal. “Book a 1-week cruise, get 3-weeks =
on-board free,  Use promo code =
‘Corona’.”

 

From ESPN: =
“With so many sporting events postponed or cancelled, we will =
broadcast the World Championship of Origami on paper =
view.”


Tim the =
Tool Man asked, “Do you know who won the social distancing =
challenge of the 1990’s?  My neighbor =
Wilson.”

Bernie said, “Shelves empty? Jobs =
disappeared? Economy in shambles? People sitting on their couch watching =
TV and waiting for hand-outs from the government? My job is =
done.”

 

Granny =
Clampett said, “If common sense were lard, most of my neighbors =
wouldn’t have enough to grease a =
pan.”

 

Detective =
Adrian Monk asked, “Whose laughing at my cleaning OCD =
now?”

 

Our local =
Bookstore clerk suggested, “Don’t panic-buy toilet paper. =
Buy books instead.  A good book will pass the time and keep you =
from touching your face. A bad book will solve the toilet paper =
problem.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"