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04/21/20 Grif.Net – Smiling During the Corona Crisis

04/21/20 Grif.Net – Smiling During the Corona Crisis

[Humor from =
Friends of the Grif Net to give us all a smile]

 

Heather M =
related, “Today, Satan whispered in my ear, ‘You’re =
not strong enough to get thru this’.  So I whispered, =
‘6 feet back, Satan’”.

 

Eric S said, =
“My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine called =
‘Why are you doing that way?’  There are no =
winners.”

 

Michelle H =
shared, “Living in quarantine is oddly reminiscent of living in =
Phoenix every June-August.”


Bob G =
boasted, “Mom always said if I just laid around the house, =
I’d never amount to anything. Yet here I am, laying on the couch =
watching TV and saving the world.”

 

Alisa R =
reminded us, “I think ‘social distancing’ and =
‘shelter in place’ is boring. ‘Exiled for the good of =
the realm’ sounds much more noble.”

 

Alan said, =
“I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. =
Now I turn it like I’m cracking a =
safe.”

 

Sharon C =
advised, “Every few days you should try your jeans on to be sure =
they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the =
kingdom.”

 

Marvin K =
asked, “When this pandemic is over, which meeting will you go to =
first – Weight Watchers or AA?”

 

Tancy was =
pleased: “After all the eating this past month, I’m glad to =
report my flip-flops still fit.”

 

Wayne said, =
“For those who’ve lost track, today is Blursday the =
fortyeenth of Maypril.”

 

Hal E. Lou Yah =
suggests, “Try praising the Lord”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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